April 2012
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Want to learn about your past life? →
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Intellect & Romance: Every gay suicide is a... →
happyandcatholic: innerchrist: It’s time to put an end to religious wars on love, equality, and expression.   I have same-sex attractions (SSA) (I guess the new fad in society is to label me “gay”). I hated myself for a long time (7th-9th grade). Three years is a long time to…
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Yeah.
I am such a Classic Rock Nerd. I need more friends who appreciate this.
Apr 27th
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when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out This is me SO MUCH
Apr 27th
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What ingredients does it take to make you?  →
sweethindrance: Ashley Faye is made of salads, Pop, and desperation. With a dash of Oregon Trail.
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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WHY DO I HAS SO MANY PAPERS????
Apr 26th
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power-of-faith-is-only-love asked: I am an aspiring history major, what colleges do you recommend and what jobs could I work to?
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Every day is a gift, but sometimes I wish they...
Apr 19th
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Question: if I am writing about Nazi Euthanasia,...
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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PLEASE, please just respond to me. Let me know...
Apr 15th
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Boadicea
While about the shore of Mona those Neronian legionaries Burnt and broke the grove and altar of the Druid and Druidess, Far in the East Boadicea, standing loftily charioted, Mad and maddening all that heard her in her fierce volubility, Girt by half the tribes of Britain, near the colony Camulodune, Yell’d and shriek’d between her daughters o’er a wild confederacy. `They...
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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There’s a Hope Here
Apr 12th
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Why do you confuse me so?
Apr 12th
byjoveimbeinghumble: Read More this is painfully true, I have also slept on top of a pile of frozen peas.  makes it almost fairy tale…NOT.
Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 6th
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Sometimes I screw things up, so sometimes you just...
Apr 6th
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8 Summer Dresses You Can Make, Handy →
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Dear Dorm Neighbors, Please do your elephantine aerobics somewhere else. If you are screaming that much, resistance is obviously futile. So shut up for Jove’s sake. Thanks, AFM
Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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When someone wakes me up earlier than I had set my...
whatshouldwecallme: I absolutely HATE when this happens!
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Do have a soul? Anything floating around in there...
Apr 3rd
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I am supposed to be turning in a paper on the Nazi Euthanasia program tomorrow at 9:30 am.  What am I doing instead? Reading The Hunger Games. I’m pretty sure this is another paper that will be turned in a day late.
Apr 3rd
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Bring the Rain
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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a hilarious joke
tanku: three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found. why? because the un deux trois quatre cinq I understand just enough French to get this.
Apr 2nd
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I should make a career out of Facebook stalking.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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About Jesus Videos
Ashley Faye: This seems like a relevant clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMhXh1xH8E
Johnny : OMG. CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS. I LOVE THAT VIDEO! I'm so glad someone else knows about it! "Theres that.... and there's that."
Johnny: I have been trying to find this again since like... forever
Johnny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K02B3tWLlc&feature=relmfu
Ashley Faye: I WATCH THEM ALL THE TIME!
Ashley Faye: ‎"I think he made that robe from his mother's curtains". Points for a GWTW allusion.
Ashley Faye: Yes, these should be played in church in place of a homily. That would be an amazing April Fools.
Johnny: LOL! "Not only is Rome the most powerful, we're also the most stylish"
Ashley Faye: I'm glad I helped you reconnect with the Lord!
Johnny: of course! lol im watching them all from the beginning... I'm dreading going to mass at 7 because I know I wont be able to focus. hahaha
Ashley Faye: I am going to have the exact same problem. There are occasionally times where I burst into laughter during the homily and I have to mask it as coughing. The Abbot it going to strike me down with a lightning bolt some day. I'm not sure if if you've ever seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show, but there are times when I imagine that the priest will pull up his chasuble and there will be fish nets underneath while he Time Warps for the rest of mass.
Johnny : ‎....lol thats a pretty fanciful thought hahaha
Ashley Faye: I zone out during mass a lot.
Johnny: its better than falling asleep haha
Ashley Faye: It's true, I was raised Pentecostal so I am used to someone shouting "Hallelujah" or "Amen" or "ajhbhibsbjhiihosannahoinijbnibj" in my ear every few seconds to keep me going. Now I just do Catholic aerobics and stare at the statues and/or pretty windows. It's a good life.
Johnny: much more relaxing. We like to make you feel guilty then leave you to your own devices haha
Ashley Faye: Confession = Free Therapy
Johnny: truer words have never been spoken
Apr 1st