May 2012
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Being an almost 6’ tall 21-year-old woman with a bunk bed at home (very close to the ceiling fan I might add) causes one to fear a very peculiar set of possibilities.
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Preach Sister
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
Mad Eye: To show the death of a solider.
Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
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Desperate for Tuition Money?
I just looked this question up: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070617234253AAb4dlS
Because you can totally spell tuition with some of the letters in prostitution.
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That awkward moment when...
you are watching a show and you notice that each and every character looks like someone from your college (or at least to you they do). They aren’t even people I talk to that often. Do I really miss Belmont Abbey that much?
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Is it sad that...
if I have no other way to get in touch with my friend Nikki, I know that I can message her on Tumblr? Especially after Midnight?
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The Chick Code: 3) The Ex Rules →
These rules are particularly subjective to the parties involved. Exes have a necessary period of being in ex status for the amount of weeks equal to the amount of months they were together, plus two months, before a chick can pursue a chick’s ex. Even after this period, if the ex’s original…
I love this blog, HIMYM is just brilliantly funny.
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Ashley Faye Miller is made of beer, Adventure, and... →
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My mom likes to wear plaid shirts...
That means she’s a hipster, not a lesbian. Get it right people.
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Ouch.
Never before have I felt so in tune with the Goyte song “Somebody That I Used to Know”. Thanks.
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